Saturday, March 22, 2025

In Praise Of Federal Employees, Or Papa Needs A New Set Of Oars

 To All,


 Its that time of year again, when all of the bills come due from various state and federal agencies as well as insurance, all in service of providing floating and shuttle service for you, the general public.  In addition, on my last trip of the season last fall, I managed to break an oar while running Pinball Rapid through some very skinny water. Time for some new oars!

  For that reason I'll be having an early season sale, something I haven't done for a couple of years.  As always, if you buy a trip now, it won't expire until I do, so if for some reason you can't make it out here this year, you will still get another bite at the apple the next, or whenever so long as I'm still breathing (and rowing). You can pay with checks, credit cards, or Venmo.  The price for a full day of fishing the prettiest stretch of the Lower Upper Colorado River is $450, but I'm only going to sell a few at that price! When you purchase I float, I'll send you a certificate so that you've got something tangible to hold onto, so trips can also make good gifts.

  Soon I'll be completing my sixty-fourth trip around the sun, so replacing my heavy ten foot oars was probably due. I can still row all day without effort while I'm on the water, but the moment my big cataraft touches the sand at the takeout, I suddenly feel every stroke all at once. Rowing back to back days isn't an option anymore, for it takes me a full day of not rowing to get over a day on the river.  My last set of oars lasted over twenty years, which amounts to many tens of thousands of strokes into the Colorado River, (and fewer into the Eagle, Roaring Fork, Yampa, Green and Gunnison rivers).  What I'll be replacing them with will be the lightest damn oars I can find, which will be pricey.  But if they can extend the amount of years I can keep doing this, then it will be money well spent. Plus, it will add to the time you can cash in on your discounted trip, so its a win-win for everyone!  

  Paying all of the fees necessary to various governmental entities each year is something I normally dread.  But this year, its not bothering me as much as usual, especially for the biggest check I write which is to the Bureau of Land Management.  The reason that I won't mind writing that check to the BLM this year is that our federal government is under attack by, well the federal government.  In the twenty years that I've run my outfitting business, I've dealt with many federal employees who work for the BLM, the US Forest Service, the Bureau of Reclamation, and the US Fish and Wildlife Service.  I depend on weather forecasts from NOAA, and obsessively check the real time state of the river using gauge information provided by the USGS. Of course, saying that these people work for the federal government is not quite correct. These folks work for we the people, and each federal employee that I've personally dealt with has been professional, hardworking and diligent.  Now almost all of them are walking on eggshells, dreading the thought of checking their email and finding a message from DOGE waiting for them. 

  With as many employees as the federal government has, I'm sure that there are bad apples, and some deadwood that could be trimmed. I've just never dealt with any of those. But if you think that the federal government is too large, its worth noting that the number of federal employees is about two million, or about what it was in the 1960's. That's despite the fact that the amount of people they serve is much larger that it was then.  The portion of the federal budget their paychecks account for is 6%.  So although perhaps there are federal employees we could do just fine without, those cuts should probably be made with something more akin to a scalpel, not a chainsaw.

  Since the BLM is the big one in my world, its worth noting what they do here along the Upper Colorado River.  The BLM regulates the number of outfitters who ply their trade here, maintain the boat ramps, keep the bathrooms clean, and oversee the river shuttle services.  As busy as the Colorado River can get at times, especially above State Bridge, I shudder to think what it would be like without their oversight. On some rivers like the Eagle and Roaring Fork, which are relatively easy to get permits for, there are days when it looks like bumper cars out there.  Boaters crawl up each other's backsides on the boat ramps, then spend the day on the water doing the same, leapfrogging each other to get into the next good hole first. So, for as much river traffic there is on the Colorado now, it would be much worse without the BLM's oversight.  If one is willing to run some of the trickier sections of the river, solitude can still be found on the Colorado River.

  So even though writing that check to the BLM isn't going to make me jump for joy, I am proud to support the work they do.  And for this year at least, I'm glad to have some tangible way to show that support.  The Colorado River that we all know and love would be a very different place without the BLM, and the fine dedicated people who fill their ranks.

  Time to hop off the soapbox now. The 2025 river season is upon us. With what's shaping up to be a slightly subpar snowpack, the river is year looking like this. It will probably fish great this spring until the runoff begins in early May. Since reservoirs will need to be refilled, the runoff will probably not be a huge one.  This will be disappointing to those (like me) who enjoy smashing into big waves, but the upside is that all of that water being hoarded behind dams in the spring will be available to be released later in summer.  Whether the monsoons come in July or not, its good knowing that there are millions of gallons stored upriver that can be let out to cool the river off.  For that reason, the "Lower" Upper Colorado River is in the best spot to be in anywhere in the American southwest.  Its below the supply (Green Mountain, Dillon Reservoir, Williams Fork, Wolford Mountain, and Lake Granby) but above the demand (the Grand Valley, Powell Reservoir, the Imperial Valley, and other points south like Phoenix and San Diego). When those distant places call for water, it has to come through here to get there. There is literally nowhere else I'd rather be. 

  I hope that everyone reading this has a great summer, and a great job as long as they deserve to have one!

  Jack Bombardier
  Confluence Casting
  jack@confluencecasting.com
  303 378 2149 - cell

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