Saturday, May 23, 2026

The Last Last Last Day

To All, 


Its May 17th, and the worst Colorado ski season in memory has finally ended.  Most people I know gave up on skiing weeks or even months ago, but shouldn't have. The last few weeks have actually been really nice, and the fact that people stopped showing up made it even nicer. Nothing like short to non-existent lift lines to make a good day even better.  

Closing days at ski areas are always a bittersweet affair, for enjoying something you love for one last time creates some mixed feelings.  There aren't many activities we do that come with a finite end date, so enjoying those last few blasts down the hill makes me sad and happy at the same time. Ski area closings usually happen progressively, not all at once. Locally, Arrowhead and Bachelor Gulch close first, then Beaver Creek, followed by Vail and Steamboat. Breckenridge and Copper come next, and A Basin is usually the last to close.  This year they all closed early, which reinforced the perception that the skiing was terrible, though the last few weeks of skiing were actually pretty good.  I went to Steamboat's final day, and they got thirteen inches of snow that last week. If you looked up at Mount Werner from town, the ski area looked bare. But the reality was that the upper mountain was terrific, and the skiing was great. Since there was no snow on the lower part of the mountain, getting off the hill involved taking the gondola down the hill which felt a little strange.  It was worth it though. Although we didn't get any huge dumps of snow, there were other pretty good days and I was able to time my trips there to be there when they happened.  

 On the Thursday before Steamboat closed, I ran up there to ski on my birthday.  It has snowed the day before, and I was looking forward to getting into some of it. On the way up to the top of the mountain riding the Wild Blue gondola, things didn't look too promising at the bottom of the hill. But then halfway up, things changed. The world became white again, the transition from spring to winter was almost instantaneous. The skiing was great that day, and I was able to ski amongst the aspen trees for one of the only times all year. But it was a very windy day, and as the wind blew harder the Sunshine Express lift was closed for safety. At the end of the day it was necessary to download to the bottom on the Wild Blue gondola, since there was no snow down there. There was a bit of a line to get on, and I ended up sharing the gondola with two women, and a family foursome. The Wild Blue opened last year, and is one of the longest gondolas in the world, going from the bottom of Mount Werner to the top. As soon as it began its descent, it began to rock back and forth in the wind.  After some quick banter, everyone settled in for the ride.  Due to the wind,  the speed of the gondola was slowed waaay down, to maybe walking speed. As the gondola swayed back and forth, I thought about a detailed news report I had just watched that week. It was the fortieth anniversary of a tragic accident in Vail in which a cable broke, and a couple gondolas plummeted to the ground resulting in several fatalities.

  During an awkward silence, my inner wiseass awakened, perhaps feeling some birthday entitlement. I told my gondola partners about the Vail incident, and one of the women looked at me with lowered eyebrows and "thanked me for sharing".  There were a couple of chuckles, and then more silence as the gondola continued its ever so slow crawl down the hill, while swinging back and forth. After another silence, I added to no one in particular that the Vail gondolas fell 125 feet, and that they were travelling 60 mph when they hit the ground.  This time, just more lowered eyebrows from the woman, and a couple of nervous titters. After a half hour of the world's slowest gondola ride, we were almost to the bottom. The gondola was still pretty high, but the wind had finally eased up a little. The father of the family looked towards the bottom of the hill we were finally approaching, and said with some relief "Well looks like we finally made it!" My inner wiseass wasn't done however.  I heard myself say, "That's what one of the Vail survivors said just before the cable broke".  We were close enough to the bottom that everyone laughed, even Ms. Lowered Eyebrows.

In March I got to ski Aspen, and was initially disappointed by the conditions.  March should have the best snow of the year, but I wasn't used to seeing so much bare ground everywhere when it should have been ass deep powder. But then I thought about it and tried to put it in a different light.  What if it were May instead of March? If I were skiing those same conditions in May, I'd be ecstatic.  The problem wasn't the snow that I found myself on, it was the expectations I had for what March skiing should be like. So I managed my expectations, which I could control, and found myself enjoying the actual snow conditions under my feet, which I couldn't. By pretending it was May instead of March, I suddenly found myself enjoying a spectacular day of May skiing on Aspen mountain.  Since it was warm enough to feel like May, it wasn't that hard to do. It was wonderful May skiing, just in March. 

Like Steamboat, when Beaver Creek closed the following week the upper mountain skied well but the lower part was barely covered. I skied there a couple of weeks before they closing , and it was pretty good from top to bottom. But when I went back a few days later, I was shocked to see how much the snow had disappeared in such a short time. March is usually the snowiest month in Colorado, but this year it was the hottest and driest on record, and that really did a number on the snowpack. But the last day turned out pretty great.  I found a groomed run that everyone seemed to have missed, and just kept doing laps on it until everyone else discovered it, too. I didn't want the day to end, so I began thinking of doing the hike up to the Bald Spot, which is through a gate above the Cinch lift.  It had been years since I'd skied it, and it wasn't even sure if there was enough snow up there to do so. I knew that there was usually an end of season party in the pasture on the way to the Bald Spot, and hoped that I'd find someone else who might want to hike there as well. When I got to the pasture there were already about a hundred people there, some loud thumpy dance music blaring through some big speakers.  Meanwhile, some guys were building a ramp to jump off of, using their snowboards as a shovels. The pasture was sloped, and when the jump was finished some of them began walking up the hill. Then, one at a time they began skiing and riding down the hill to fly off the ramp they made. The first few didn't have much speed, but as the track became packed down they went faster and the jumps and tricks became better.  I couldn't find anyone going to the Bald Spot, and so, I walked up the hill and did a run and jump myself. No tricks on my part, just a boring jump off the ramp and clean landing.  Then a member of Ski Patrol showed up on a snowmobile, and I thought that would be the end of the party. But he was just there to announce that the mountain was closing for the season, and that Patrol was leaving, so we were on our own. He asked us all to be careful, and to please clean up after ourselves, and with that he turned the snow machine downhill and left.  

Then the party went into another gear.  This was a stage of the party I'd never stuck around long enough to see. People started disappearing into the woods, and emerging with dead branches. They began stacking them up just below the ramp, and when the pile was big enough someone set it on fire. At that point people began trudging up the hill again, and this time when they flew off the ramp they were going over the fire as well.  Most of them made it with room to spare, but one guy on a snowboard cut it a little close, possibly due to alcohol consumption.  Anyway, if he had he caught fire there would have been plenty of frozen water to put him out with at 11,500 feet. 

With the Beav closed my attention turned to Copper Mountain.  This is a mountain that I've really come to love and respect since I started skiing it again back in 2020.  It has a combination of high altitude and extensive snowmaking that makes a great place to ski during early and late season.  And the scenery is sublime, with some of the best views in Colorado and thats saying something. Sometimes I think that it might the last place people will be able to ski at in thirty years, given the warming and drying trends we've seen over the last twenty. Copper also previously announced an early closing date, but got creative and managed to squeeze out a few more weeks. Since the base areas seemed to be the weak point for most of the local ski hills, Copper took the snow from the tubing hill and moved it over to the base of the Superbee lift. Then they shaved the snow from the side of their halfpipe, and put it near Center Village to keep those lifts running. It was a brilliant move and it worked.

Their last weekend was a real lesson in how to run a ski resort.  This is when those bittersweet feelings first began to emerge, since A Basin was also planning to close on that coming Sunday. First, on the last Friday Copper was open they kept the lifts running until seven pm, something I've never seen a ski area do in my fifty years of skiing. In addition, for their last weekend they opened up the close-in parking lots and made them free, so there was no bus ride from the more distant parking lot needed.  On top of that, at 330pm they temporarily closed the upper lift so that they could send a squadron of snowcats up to groom Copperopolis, a wide blue run.  When they restarted the lift at 5pm, we were welcomed to the sight of a wide, perfect swath of corduroy. There was a beautiful sunset that evening, and many of us on the slope took our sweet time getting down the hill. For me, since it would be my last run of the year,  I was in no hurry for it to be over. It was sad to be packing up my ski gear for the last time, but I was consoled by the fact that it was such a great day to end the season on. I had begun skiing at eleven am, and skied until almost eight pm, and was pretty worn out but in a good way. 

Then on Monday came the announcement that A Basin was going to add another week.  This was great news, for I couldn't wait to get back on my skis. Even better, they got 20" of snow in the previous week days. So on Thursday night, I drove up there and dirtbagged it in the back of my 4Runner. On Friday morning I rolled out of my sleeping bag and into the lift line, and got to be one of the first people back on top of the mountain, with an endless expanse of fresh snow awaiting me.  The sun was out and I was as happy as I could ever remember being.  What followed was seven straight hours of non-stop laps down the mountainside.  It did get a little crowded, especially for the upper lift, but I realized that the lower one was being ignored, so I did run after run on that and was loving every turn I carved. When the final run was on tap, it occurred to me that sometimes at A Basin they can be a little slack as to when they stop loading the lift, and will go a wee bit past four pm.  So instead of taking my sweet time for my last run of the year, I pointed my skis straight downhill and went as fast as I could on very tired legs. That effort was rewarded though, for when I tore into the lift line at 404pm they let me back on.  I got to do one more Last Run, and this time I went as slowly as possible. It was a great way to finish a lousy year. 

But then, a miracle. On Monday I found out that A Basin was extending their season for one more weekend! On Thursday night I drove up there again, and once more spent the night in the back of my truck. After a burrito and some hot coffee, I was back near the front of the lift line and riding up the hill again.  This time fewer people seemed to have gotten the memo that they were back open, and the lift lines were very short all day. Although there wasn't any fresh snow that week, what snow they had held up well and it skied great.  The sky was a brilliant blue all day without a single cloud, and the snow softened up beautifully.  There was no lift line for the upper lift, so I did laps off that all day.

The small pond that forms near the summit each spring at A Basin was back, and its just not springtime at A Basin without a little pond skimming.  The first time I tried it many years ago I made it, but every time I've tried to do it since I've fallen short.  Its pretty humiliating to find yourself sinking into a frozen body of water in front of a hooting crowd of people, but for some reason I kept trying. On Friday that pond was a little smaller than normal, and a majority of the skiers and riders I saw doing it seemed to make it across. One person failed when another tried to do it at the same time, and when he reduced his speed to avoid the other skier he ended up in the drink. Another guy I watched from the chairlift didn't keep his tips up, and did a complete face plant into the icy water. So I waited until my last run to try it again, and secured my phone in my back so that if I went swimming too I could keep it dry. I waited until no one else was going, and began my run down to the pond.  One thing that I've learned from my many failures at pond skimming is that you need to go as fast as possible.  As I rocketed down the hill and approached the water, I noticed a guy waist deep in the middle of the water.  I yelled out a loud "Oh Shit!" and when the guy in the pond saw me heading his way, he began furiously paddling his way to the side.  This was my one shot, and I wasn't going to slow down or wait til next year to try again, so I was going for it whether he was in the way or not.  I hit the water with speed, kept my tips up, and shot across the water splashing the interloper in the process. (It turns out he was a Fail, and had gone back out into the water groping for his lost ski).

Mission accomplished, I was finally ready to call it a ski season.  And although its been a winter to remember for all the wrong reasons, at least it ended with three of the best days I've ever had on skis.  

Jack Bombardier

PS - I love Tik Tok. That seems to make me a minority amongst my fellow 65 year olds, but sorry I think Tik Tok is great.  The only other person I know who enjoys it is the young woman I met a few years ago while she walked from the headwaters of the Colorado River to the point where it disappears into the Sea of Cortez (her handle is "Nomad Diaries" if you would like to share her trip. This summer she paddled the length of the Green River). 
  Anyway a few weeks ago I started posting videos on Tik Tok myself.  I get to see lots of interesting things each day, whether it be scenery, wildlife or just interesting places in Colorado. Most of the videos are pretty short, so if you've got time to waste you can check them out at" Jack Bombardier" on Tik Tok. They're as plain as can be with no bells and whistles.  They are just little glimpses into mountain (and riparian) life

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